No Vanity! Don’t go in there! It will only end badly! Or not.
As a woman I have a problem with the animal harem dynamic. Lopsided social arrangements suck. For example, lionesses are badasses, lions on the other hand… This bitterness probably stems from experiencing the profoundly one sided aspect of growing a baby/ painfully expelling said baby(ies)/ continuous painful nourishing of baby(ies)/utter destruction of my stomach. I think we should adopt the seahorse male incubator thing, or those male penguins that do all the egg sitting while the female hunts. Then guys could at least have some choice.
It doesn’t help that my husband’s response to this issue is along the lines of: “You’re forgetting that I have to listen to all your bitching. It’s haaaard.” Plus my eldest just knocked our camera off the counter today… look who’s getting a replacement Nikon lens for Christmas!!
Woot side sale brings the Fire Ninja tee back for one week only! Overnight shipping will probably get you your tee by Christmas (only in the US I imagine). In the meantime you can get “Creepy Hamster Ball of DoOom Eerily Levels Buildings“.
Also, here is a Sailor Moon (who I drew all the time as a preteen) having skirt issues. It’s damn cold when that happens. This was inspired by my brother and his current job’s kilt requirement. You don’t want to know what they do in their down time (it partly involves joint urinal sessions).