Chinch bugs… hate them. I’ve had this new lawn less than a year now, and it was kept quite immaculate by the retired guy who sold us the house. Literally all our new neighbours mentioned it was the best lawn on the street. Took me less than a year to kill it :( I’m perhaps being a little overdramatic; I’ve only killed about a quarter of it, plus some sun damage cause we don’t water enough. Lawns are seriously time wasting and aggravating.
Vote incentive: a fun Star Trek themed commission I did a few months back.