So close to 400!
So my parents were away for a couple of weeks and we went out to lunch with mom after they got back. The twins were horrible, wouldn’t stay still, kept screaming if I put them in the booster chairs, had to keep walking around with them…etc. distraction techniques. All annoyingly out of character, especially when the food arrived (grilled cheese and nuggets are not usually a hard sell). Evan actually threw his sandwich back at me. Meanwhile, Sam keeps asking to go to the bathroom. Sometimes he pees, usually he does nothing. Twins are finally eating, and then Owen takes Evan’s fry and tantrum ensues. Sam asks to go to the bathroom again and Owen has pooped. Jim left the diapers in the car and has to go get them, Evan’s climbing out of his seat again… I change Owen and try to sit down and maybe finish my now cold sandwich but it seems that diarrhea is not totally gone and Owen needs to be changed again. Jim goes back out to the car because he only brought one diaper in for whatever reason (eye roll to end all eye rolls) and Sam wants to go to the bathroom for the fifth time, is half way there when I turn back to grab Owen who’s trying to run away from Nana… I hear the distinctive splatter of vomit behind me and feel some of it hit my pants.
Our server got a big tip indeed.
Vote incentive: little preview from an upcoming page. (totally “Tangled” inspired)